0 Grams trans fat. Real cheese. Dangerously cheesy. A Cheesy Poem to Cheetos Crunchy: Chester's the name. Cheetos Crunchy's my snack. By the chip. By the bowl. By the hour! By the sack!!! I savor the crunch I drool for the cheese. So what are you waiting for? Tear in, if you please! Once you taste for yourself you can easily see, how dangerously cheesy Cheetos Crunchy can be. I could chat on their color, but I’m all out of time. Besides, orange is a word for which there is no rhyme!